Hoya Betches

netflix season of arrested development is this weekend!!!

trying to act cool at a party when I just found out my long time crush had gotten a gf

when I hook up with a much older guy who I thought of as a big brother

When a guy asks me to go out with him and only gives an hour notice

When I get my first bikini wax of the summer

going summer shopping now that I’m home from college

when I saw my ex from freshman year of high school hanging out at the mall

First:

Then:

when one of my jokes bombs in conversation but I try to save it

SCREW YOU, I’M HILARIOUS

when people tell me about their country clubs or summer homes

Before I went to college:

After I started college:

How I feel when I say goodbye to my future husband for the summer